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July 31, 2007 by hr.
In this crazy mess of favorites and shortcuts, sometimes a woman needs her soul music and some great blog links. Here are some of my favorite:
Come on guys, these are good sites so give them some love!
Tuxedo
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July 31, 2007 by hr.
From time to time I will dream up situations where somebody asks me a question and I give them a answer. This is my version of day dreaming and it is an effective tool to work out ideas and thoughts. So here I was, having someone I mentally created asking me “Good sir, why do you run along the embarcadero during lunch. My word, its crowded.” My wonderful response would be “Why wouldn’t you? That is banter from two d-bags.
Running along the embarcadero is a wonderful experience for a runner. Sadly, its paved, but what isn’t these days. Luckily, there is a lot to see between Pier 39 and AT&T Park. I’m a people watcher and it is interesting to see the lot of characters you get from fat ladies trying to shed a pound to Europas on vacation. The weather is usually mild. Even in the rain, its not too bad.
During the summer and spring, the sidewalks are packed with people. This is my favorite time. For me, what makes inner-city running exciting are the obstacles. There are no better obstacle then someone navigating using a cheap map with burger king coupons fixed to the back.
To avoid obstacles you need quick feet, a keen eye, and an understanding of psychology. For example, running around men is easy. They usually go straight. The only obstacle are sudden stops (usually to let a woman catch up). Woman are the spice of life. You can stare straight at a woman, pick up your pace and they still will not move. If anything, they will try to jump in front of you as you pass them. That’s ok, revenge a Yaris full of black dildos. I love coming behind a woman (the older the easier they fritz) and quickly passing them close enough that they can feel a gust of wind. Looking back, its like a bird flew in there hair. It’s like paying with a Mastercard Bitch; priceless!
When doing this, be careful. You have to gauge your pass like a Patriot Missile intercepting a Scud; with precision! Woman have a tendency to drift. Over time, you will learn to correctly anticipate the speed and distance of this drift by quickly looking at your target’s age, ethnicity, and who’s she’s with. The bigger the group, older the lady, and darker the skin the bigger the drift.
If you run any place long enough you get to know the regulars. Since I could care less, I never bother to interact with any of them. Still, the fact that they are out there rain or shine gives them street credibility. As I was stretching out I saw a regular go by. He’s in his late 40’s or early 50’s. In terms of style and technique, don’t model yourself after this chap. He limps along slow, but steady; like a guy who has ran a mile or two in his day. As for his outfit, standard issue are small shorts. Notice I didn’t say a t-shirt, arm band, ect; they guy is pretty plain. Luckily, he’s tan and hairless.
If I saw this guy for the first time I would probably think “who’s this happy boy?” Guess what, I’m not alone. As I was stretching today Mr. Regular passed a couple young touristas and they all gave a chuckle. I have to admit, Mr. Regular was wearing a smaller cut of shorts then usual but I was still a little miffed. Sure, this guy doesn’t light the world on fire when it comes to fashion sense but that’s what makes him a committed runner. People who don’t run can often get caught up in how they look before their feet even touches the ground. Thus, they are usually out once a month during great weather. Worse, they walk.
Mr. Regular is out running, bad limp and shorts, everyday. Contrary to my second paragraph, the embarcadero can suck during the winter. The rain is cold and swarming. This is the season that makes true regulars. I usually get out 2-3 times a week wearing pants and a rainslicker. Mr. Regular is still sporting his shorts…maybe a lightweight woman’s cotton crop top. That’s balls.
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July 26, 2007 by hr.
I will make this short and sweet: Dedicated bus lanes. Come on, it’s a no brainier; especially in the North Bay. Trains get all of the love but they have one major drawback: they are limited to their tracks. On the other hand, a bus can take a right turn, left turn, and reverse. It can go on highways or city streets. So between give them a dedicated lane between the Golden Gate Bridge and Santa Rosa. Things go quicker when they go straight.
You know what’s better? If a bus breaks they are cheaper to replace then a train. You can upgrade the system by buying a new bus.
Tuxedo
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July 26, 2007 by hr.
Anybody who’s ever had the situation to discuss the Harry Potter Movies with me knows my keen observation of some of today’s biggest rock stars playing lead roles. I’m not talking small bit parts like David Bowie in Highlander. I’m talking legitimate lead roles with pivotal characters over several movies.
Initially I thought this would be a novelty but recently the Hollywood brain trust added yet another A list rock star. Of course we have to thank the man, artist, and Halo addict who started it all: Trent Reznor! Trent, what can I say, you act like an animal. Your portrayal of Snape is epic. While they added a couple years to your face I so dig how they keep you in full Pretty Hate Machine dress with the long black hair parted down the middle and your trustee black robe. Seeing your acting chops almost wants to make me buy Year Zero. Hey, if you cannot get your depress, anti-establishment message across through your music you are certainly doing it with your acting.
Just like Jacky Robinson broke the color barrier for other greats like Willie Mays and Hank Aaron, Trent forged a path for Eddie Veddor. EV, please do not make us wait another 13 years between movies (Singles, circa 1992). Much like Trent, the producers of HP saw no need to change your dress. Same curly locks, ragged jacked, and beard as your 10 days. My only disappointment is that your character, Sirius Black, got offed.
Some people may say I’m giving Trent and Eddie too much credit but I don’t think so. Sure Sting had a lead role in Dune, Michael Jackson played the Tin Man, and the Ramones invaded (sodomized) an entire high school; but none of those roles had the importance as Trent and Eddie’s. Hopefully this will open up roles for other aspiring rock artists like Jack Black. One can hope.
Tuxedo
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July 18, 2007 by hr.
I never saw the attraction to crazy amounts of pit bull dogs. Yeah, they seem to be an animal that means business, but what makes that interesting. Before Flight of the Conchords this week I saw a promo for a Justin Timberlake special where he is doing a casual interview with just a camera, a mic, a small set, and a couple pit bulls. Michael Vick would be proud, Justin answers all of the questions and describes his overly gay special while petting his pit bull. Who brings pit bulls to an interview?
Tuxedo
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July 5, 2007 by hr.
Another long but productive today. My reward? A slow bus trip home on the 58 with an air card and this suck nutz blog. Either way, here are some observations kicking around my old mind:
Remember, all blog posts are off the top of my head with no grammar supervision…so suck my nutz!
Tuxedo
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